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I write fake definitions and post them on TheWrongDictionary.com. If you’re into satire, humor, mischief, and the occasional blast of profanity, please visit. If you’re a Tumblr user, you can follow the site so you don’t miss any of my definitions.

The Wrong Dictionary is inspired by The Devil’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce, Dictionary of Received Ideas by Gustave Flaubert, and the Internets.

 

My response to the comment "I like pizza."

Your perspective is correct. In lieu of debating you and presenting you with some facts I made up, I will engage with you in a two-man circle jerk of buddy-buddy bullshit. Pizza is good. I like pizza. You like pizza. Let's have bro sex. But I'm not gay. Also, vote. For Romney, preferably. Actually, wait a minute. You went to Irondale? Your lifestyle choices are against my sacred text, which is the NASCAR standings.

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