Uranus
Taken at Hell

You're supposed to do this, you're supposed to do that.
That's what they said. So I put on my hat
And went out to do it, just like they said -
Followed directions, alpha to zed.
Lo and behold, it didn't work out.
The map they had given was wrong, north and south.
It worked fine for them - for the land they lived in -
But their lefts and their rights and their stern directions
Got me nothing but farther from my destination.
So I made a map based on my observations,
Wrote "You Are Here" and drew a place marker,
Gave names to new places I alone had discovered.
The more I ignored all the shoulds, big surprise:
I was much better served by my own pair of eyes.
I finally knew where the hell I was going.
And still to this day my map keeps on growing.
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